My Long Weekend

I guess I have a couple things I want to talk about. This is sort of a mop-up deal. Not too much going on lately. First of all, I want to point out that having a general as the head of the CIA is good. It's only about infinitely better than him being in charge of the NSA. Hell, the CIA is all about everywhere but here. Spy away, General Hayden. I think this is one of those traps conservatives set for liberals. It's sort of like peeing on the Koran/Q'uran at Gitmo. As a fairly enlightened cat, yeah, my immediate reaction is that that is wrong. But then I think to myself, "Would I care if they were peeing on Bibles/Torahs?" The answer is of course, nary one iota.

I guess it might be sort of bad if the guy peeing was a good Christian, but as a third party observer, I can't care.

Of course, should we suspend the way we run our country to keep these dweebs there? Of course not. You know what, show me one... wait, I mean let Rove selectively declassify one good thing that has come out of Gitmo. I mean it's not like you are blowing anybody's cover. There are no double agents working this one. These are people that have been missing from their terrorist cells for years. I think that even Richard Reid would have figured out that his chum, missing all these years, might be compromised. So declassify that, pricks.

Otherwise you're all assholes, and what the hell, right? But that I almost forgot this... Well I just want to say that pissing all over my rights directly to make me forget that you sacrificed the Constitution on some hidden altar of pagan justice and heathen security, well good show, cockasses. Camoflaging your subterfuge. Mmmmmmm.

Wow, I guess I had a little bit to talk about afterall. Hell, this is serious enough I guess the other thing I wanted to talk about (Mission Impossible:III), will have to be another post...

But back to what apparently was a whole postworthy topic, or at least a little thing that inspired yet another rambly rant. Getting General Hayden out of the NSA is a good thing. Liberals rejoice. And as Americans we should all rejoice, because Porter Goss, holy shit. Here's who would have been better than Porter Goss. Imagine Willow, before the lesbian empowerment, hell, before college even. I'm not making an Alyson Hannigan joke, I swear. I just think that Willow would have been a better Director of the CIA. Alyson Hannigan not in the Willow character would smoke Goss even more thoroughly.

And only because it's a serious quick hit, how can the most recent MI:III commercials say that the critics "can't stop talking" about that shitty movie? Seriously, they can't? Did they re-review it? "Holy mackerel, MI:III is STILL good. It has aged well these last couple weeks...Fuck it, I'm adding a star!"

Oh, I am selling a short story, 100% of the rights, on ebay. That's how I spent my Sunday. Man, that was seriously unfun, but it's a good story. If you work for Disney or whoever, believe it or not, it should be an awesome children's movie. So feel free to peruse. Honestly, "Holy mackerel, 'The Rapscallion' is still good. Fuck it, I'm adding a star." I'll link to the auction when it goes live. Hell, it will at least end up prolly the most read thing I've written.